| When
the good Lord was creating mothers,
he was into his sixth day of overtime,
when the angel appeared and said,
"You're doing a lot of fiddling
around on this one."
And
the Lord said, "Have you read
the specs on this one? She has
to be completely washable, but
not plastic; have 180 moveable
parts, all replaceable; run
on black coffee and leftovers;
have a lap that disappears when
she stands up; a kiss that can
cure anything from a broken
leg to a disappointed love affair;
and six pairs of hands."

The
angel shook his head slowly
and said, "Six pairs of hands...no
way."
"It's
not the hands that are causing
me problems," said the Lord.
It's the three pairs of eyes
that mothers have to have."
"That's
on the standard model?" asked
the angel.
The
Lord nodded. "One pair that
sees through closed doors when
she asks, 'What are you kids
doing in there?' when she already
knows. Another here, in the
back of her head that sees what
she shouldn't, but what she
has to know, and of course the
ones here in front that can
look at a child when he goofs
up and say, 'I understand and
I love you,' without so much
as uttering a word."

"Lord,"
said the angel, touching His
sleeve gently, "Rest for now.
Tomorrow......."
"I
can't," said the Lord. "I'm
so close to creating something
close to myself. Already I have
one who heals herself when she
is sick, can feed a family of
six on one pound of hamburger
and can get a nine year old
to stand under a shower."
The
angel circled the model of the
mother very slowly. "She's too
soft," he sighed.
"But
tough!" said the Lord excitedly.
"You cannot imagine what the
mother can do or endure."

"Can
she think?"
"Not
only think, but she can reason
and compromise," said the Creator.
Finally
the angel bent over and ran
his finger across the cheek.
"There's a leak," he pronounced.
"I told you, you were trying
to put too much into this model."
"It's
not a leak," said the Lord.
"It's a tear."
"What's
it for?" asked the angel.
"It's
for joy, sadness, disappointment,
pain, loneliness and pride."
"You're
a genius," said the angel.
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When
God thought of Mother, He must
have laughed with satisfaction,
and framed her quickly - so
rich, so deep, so divine, so
full of soul power and beauty,
was the conception!
~
Henry Ward Beecher ~
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