It's impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off!

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It's never too late to be what you might have been!

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A good name is rather to be desired than great riches and loving favor.

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You will never be happy with what you want if you are not happy with what you have!

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A bit of trivia I couldn't resist:

Did you know that 'EVIL' spelled backwards is 'LIVE' and 'DEVIL' spelled backwards is 'LIVED' ... Interesting?

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Never drive faster than your angels can fly!

In the cookie of life, friends are the chocoloate chips.

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Wish not so much to live long as to live well.

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Tomorrow is one of the greatest labor saving devices for today.

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Dieting is just a matter of following the path of feast resistance.

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If your riches are yours, why can't you take them with you to the 'other world?'

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The proud hate pride - in others.

Man's way leads to a hopeless end God's way leads to an endless hope.

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A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

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In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma, but never let him be the period.

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Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.

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When praying, don't give God instructions, just report for duty.

We don't change God's message ... His message changes us

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Plan ahead ... It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

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Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.

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Never give the devil a ride -- he will always want to drive.

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Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.

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He who angers you controls you.

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Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.

Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler.

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Be ye fishers of men ...you catch them and He'll clean them.

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God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

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If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

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If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again

Difficult moments, seek God.
Quiet moments, worship God. Painful moments, trust God.
Every moment, thank God.

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"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good." Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)

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Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

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Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.

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He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals.

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When the well is dry, we then know the worth of water.

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Who hast deceived thee so oft as thyself? (Benjamin Franklin)

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Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools that have not wit enough to be hone

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