Grandma's on the 'net again.

Her kitchen's not her home;

She used to make us cherry pies

And call us on the phone.

We miss her homemade biscuits,

And I'll make this little bet:

If you want to contact Grandma,

You'll have to surf the 'net.

She's never surfed at Malibu,

or caught a wave at Waikiki,

But she's a Silver Surfer gal

who loves technology!

We've been calling her all morning,

And we haven't got her yet.

It you want to talk to grandma,

You'll have to surf the 'net.

She's never met a beach-bum,

and her Moon Doggie's just a pup.

But when she fires up her computer,

You know the surf is up!

***************

Grandma's getting older

And her eyes are getting dim.

Her random access memory

Is only half of what it's been.

When Saint Peter comes to call someday,

She'll say, "I cant go yet!"

He'll have to wait for Grandma

'Cause she'll be surfin' on the 'net.

~ Author Unknown ~

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