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is a letter I wrote to my brother on his 50th Birthday RONNY, AS YOU WELL KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS HAD YOUR VERY BEST INTEREST AT HEART AND THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I'M TAKING THE TIME TO HELP YOU ADJUST TO THIS BIG EVENT IN YOUR LIFE. I KNOW THAT YOU'LL BE SO GRATEFUL THAT YOU'LL WANT TO SEND ME A THANK YOU CARD BUT DON'T BOTHER. IT MIGHT TIRE YOU OUT GETTING TO THE STORE TO BUY ONE AND BESIDES I WOULDN'T WANT YOU GETTING LOST AND DIANA HAVING TO COME AND LOOK FOR YOU. SO YOU JUST GET SOME REST! |
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DEAR BROTHER, SINCE YOU'VE REACHED THE 'TOP OF THAT HILL' AND FROM NOW ON IT'S GOING TO BE ' OVER THE HILL' FOR YOU, I THOUGHT THAT I'D NEED TO HELP YOU OUT A LITTLE BIT. I'VE MADE YOU A LIST OF SOME OF THE THINGS YOU'LL BE NEEDING. GIVE IT TO DIANA BECAUSE YOU'LL PROBABLY FORGET WHERE YOU PUT IT. I GOT YOU A GIFT BUT I FORGOT WHERE IT IS AND WHAT IT IS. OH YES, IT'S A MEMO MINDER. IT'S TOO BAD I LOST IT BECAUSE YOU'LL DEFINITELY BE NEEDING ONE OF THOSE. MEMORY IS THE FIRST THING TO GO YOU KNOW. ISN'T IT GREAT THOUGH, THAT YOU HAVE SUCH A THOUGHTFUL SISTER? THAT SHOULD COMFORT ANYONE IN THEIR OLD AGE. WELL, HERE'S THE LIST: |
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HEARING AID BATTERIES UNDERWEAR FOR INCONTINENCE DENTURE CUP GERITOL CANNED OR DRIED PRUNES VITAMIN B FOR MEMORY LOSS ROGAINE FOR HAIR LOSS MELATONIN |
ANTI-AGING FORMULA DONUT PILLOW 6 - PAK OF ENSURE AARP MEMBERSHIP SENIOR DISCOUNT CARD AMPLIFIED SPEAKER PHONE BOOK ON 'CHAIR AEROBICS' PERSONAL ID BRACELET *** |
| *** in the event you should ever forget where you are, who you are, where you're going, or where you live.....don't forget to include your phone # so Diana can be reached to come and pick you up. |
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LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU'RE ONLY AS OLD AS YOU FEEL! LOVINGLY YOURS, YOUR SISTER, GENELLE |
| The following is my brother's reply. I thought I had been so creative and done such a cute job on him that he'd be speechless with laughter. But, I nearly fell over laughing when I received his answer. He is just so witty. He was always like that. I guess that's why everyone liked him so .. and he hasn't changed .. he's still a nut! |
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DEAR GENELLE, STAN AND JONATHAN, I WAS TAKING A NAP IN MY ROCKING CHAIR SITTING ON MY DONUT PILLOW TODAY WHEN DIANA WOKE ME UP AND HANDED ME A PRUNE JUICE COCKTAIL. WHEN SHE WOKE ME UP SHE HAD TO YELL AS I HAD MY MIRACLE EAR TURNED DOWN. SHE ALSO HAD MY GERITOL AND VITAMIN B TABLET AS I FORGOT TO TAKE THEM THIS MORNING. I DIDN'T HAVE MY CANE AND YOU KNOW HOW DIFFICULT THAT IS WITHOUT THAT EXTRA SUPPORT. DIANA FOUND MY CANE WHERE I LEFT IT NEXT TO MY AEROBICS CHAIR. SHE TOLD ME THAT I SHOULD SEND YOU A 'THANK YOU' NOTE BUT BY THE TIME I GOT TO THE DEN, I COULDN'T REMEMBER WHAT THE 'THANK YOU' NOTE WAS FOR. WELL, ANYWAY, THANK YOU. DIANA TOLD ME THAT IT WAS TIME FOR LUNCH SO I HAD TO FIND MY DENTURES. I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE THEY WERE AND DIANA TOLD ME THAT THEY WERE WHERE THEY ALWAYS ARE - IN THE BATHROOM NEXT TO THE BOTTLES OF ROGAINE AND MELATONIN. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT DIANA. SHE IS SUCH A BIG HELP NOWADAYS. WELL, I SHOULD GO FOR NOW AS I HAVE TO EAT MY PRUNES FOR LUNCH. LOVE, RON AND DIANA |
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