Turkey Jokes!
Just for kids or the kid in you!

What does a turkey like to eat on Thanksgiving?

Nothing; they are already stuffed!

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What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?

Go to peck-nics!

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How are a Turkey, a Donkey, and a Monkey the same?

They all have keys!

What happened to the turkey whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

He was tickled to death!

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Is turkey soup good for your health?

Not if you're the turkey!

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?

A drumstick for everybody!

What kind of weather does a turkey like?

Fowl weather!

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Why did the turkey bolt down his food?

Because he was a gobbler

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What side of the turkey is the left side?

The part that wasn't eaten!

What do you call a bunch of turkeys playing football?

Fowl play!

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Why did the turkey go to the movie?

To see Gregory Peck!

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What do you get if you cross a turkey with a bell?

A bird that has to wring its own neck!

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To show that he wasn't chicken!

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What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?

If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims!

Why did the turkey cross the road?

It was the chicken's day off.

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If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?

Their AGE.

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Why can't you take a turkey to church?

Because they use such FOWL language.

What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called?

Turkey feathers.

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What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

The turkey trot.

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Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Yes - a building can't jump at all.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?

Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.

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How can you make a turkey float?

You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey.

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What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock.

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

The outside.

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Why did they let the turkey join the band?

Because he had the drumsticks.

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Why did the police arrest the turkey?

They suspected it of fowl play .

What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

The turKEY.

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What did the turkey say before it was roasted?

Boy! I'm stuffed!

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Where did the first corn come from?

The stalk brought it.

Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?

To keep his wigwam.

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What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?

He had an arrow escape.

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How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?

It hugged the shore.

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